i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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