I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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