I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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