please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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