Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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