I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Rumble strips road head = magical
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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