i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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