am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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