yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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