Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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