It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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