i would punch a child for taco bell
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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