I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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