Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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