she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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