Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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