Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
What a dumb baby whore.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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