her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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