You surviving the open bar?
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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