somebody snuck up and got me drunk
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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