Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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