That's intense
Sponge bath it is.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
i think my cat just said my name.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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