Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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