I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
