Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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