how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
This baby is an asshole
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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