you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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