I think scott just propositioned me for sex
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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