I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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