is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize