They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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