I need help removing her.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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