Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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