Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
