I feel like abortions should bother me more
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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