at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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