her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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