Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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