Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It's just like the Real World with babies
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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