It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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