btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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