Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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