Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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