there's paper in my vomit.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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