Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
