You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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