i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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