So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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