fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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