You don't have asthma, your pregnant
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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