So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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