Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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