you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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