is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
third nipple confirmed
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize