That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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