So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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