But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i think i have herpe
just one?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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