normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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