Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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