my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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